I’m gonna order two pizzas at the same time, and whichever delivery driver shows up first, I’m gonna tip them a brand new car.
Alright. Thank you for calling. I’d like to order a pizza.
My address is 2 1 Hey, I’d like to order a pizza. It’s a cheese pizza.
My address is 21 Uh, just a large. Uh, hey, what’d you say?
It’s a duplex. Uh, no, that’s great. Thank you.
Yo, answer it. Domino’s is taking forever.
What’d you like? Can I just get a cheese pizza and nothing else?
Okay, thank you. Let the games begin.
I saw a car through the window. Let’s see who it is. I’m excited, I’m hungry.
Pizza time. How’s it going? Oh, hi.
Wait, real quick, before you go, I’d like to give you a car as a tip.
For real? You want to check it out? Yeah.
You beat the Pizza Hut guy here, so you won the car.
Here you go.
This is not how I expected this day to go.
I didn’t expect the pizza to be this good.